Never the Twain

TV series

Never the Twain

  • 1981
  • 7.0
  • 11 seasons
  • 67 episodes
  • ITV1
  • Comedy

Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.

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Seasons

  • Stagione 16 episodes · 1981
  • Stagione 26 episodes · 1982
  • Stagione 36 episodes · 1983
  • Stagione 46 episodes · 1984
  • Stagione 56 episodes · 1986
  • Stagione 66 episodes · 1987
  • Stagione 76 episodes · 1988
  • Stagione 86 episodes · 1988
  • Stagione 97 episodes · 1989
  • Stagione 106 episodes · 1990
  • Stagione 116 episodes · 1991

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Never the Twain (1981): seasons, episodes and cast · Showlist